What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30