What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!