What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!