What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.