What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic