Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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He had a staff infection...
You shall not gas!"
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Methrandir
The White Wizzer
A wizard is never late.
Because other cars have Mordor.
Stupid, filthy habitses!
Because he has a magical staff.
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Syrian Mckellen
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Two Towers.
Auschwitz
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Here, hold this."
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Tequila Mockingbird
The clam before the storm!
He wanted cold hard cash!
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
A staff infection
