How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: