Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers