How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.