How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?