How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?