What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.