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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
In the far left corner!
Gullibility
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A pilot you racist!
Nightmares you racist.
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Slow down and apply lube
Row v. Wade
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Stomach punches
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Cats
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Not being retarded.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Because he was a fungi.
He always throws the punch.
