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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
In the far left corner!
Gullibility
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
I like to be prepared.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A gun has one trigger.
Girl: Your feet.
They take things literally.
Because he said Punch's line.
Wok it off! Wok it off!
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
with finances.
The first one written
The human race.
Because you can really party hearty!
Because, he's just dying to party.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
A good start.