How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.