How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.