How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK