How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.