Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.