Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.