Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.