How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.