What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.