What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!