What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"