Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook