Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"