What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !