What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless