What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.