What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.