What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.