The white ones are usually pretty pointless
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
A crayoff
The crayon is non-toxic!
A: A box of crayons.
Crayon-berries Sorry
Because it wanted to be a texta.
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
He wanted Mark Antony !
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Soup
He had his soup before it was cool.
An ex-boxer.
Lend me your ears
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
May the Ides be ever in your favor."
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A tuba toothpaste.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
what else could possibly be in there
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
