How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege