The white ones are usually pretty pointless
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White Mail Privilege
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
And why is he always arguing with people?
All their statements are baseless.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Allaboo Akbar.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Warning: Gore
They have white mail privilege.
Because they heard it was radical!
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Because he is dead.