Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.