Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled