What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Parking Space Jokes More Parking Space Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.