What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled