It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Because they're groan-ups.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
A tomato in an elevator.
Just take some steps to avoid them!
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.