What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.