How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.