How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.