How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.