How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here