What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

London Jokes More London Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.