What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

London Jokes More London Jokes

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.