What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

London Jokes More London Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.