Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.