Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.