What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids