What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans