What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.