What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !