Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.