Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.