Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!