What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black persons toe?

Ghetto