Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...