Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...