Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...