What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.