What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright