Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.