What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Communist Party Jokes More Communist Party Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Trotsky Jokes More Trotsky Jokes

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge