What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Communist Party Jokes More Communist Party Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge