Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party