What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.