What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.