What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.