What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.