Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!