Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!