Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com