Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Oops

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Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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He was Snowden.

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With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!