Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!