Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging