They want to catch the last goal-post !
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
The letter C.
By Bony Express.
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
