Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.