What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery