How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.