How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.