What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.