What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Trust Me..."

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Role tied.

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On the dotted line.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Because they're too cagey.

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ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Tigers have stripes.