What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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It got stuck in a crack.

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You Sioux them.

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An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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A2 Brute.

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Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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The elevator men are on strike!

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Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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He only Phelps himself.

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They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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The clap.

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Role tied.

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Miracle whip.

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A fried Chicken leg

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo