What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.